May 10
2012
What is your dayjob?
AnonymousYou’re looking at it.
Anjeanette Carter
May 4
2012
Oh nothing, just me and Mr. Brainwash at The Grove! (Taken with instagram)
May 3
2012
Obese hand sanitizer bottles need to feel special too. (Taken with instagram)
May 2
2012
Actual Conversation with my Agent
I just got some new head shots and the other day we were figuring out which pics to use via email.
ME: These are the pics I like. I think they capture my personality and essence the best. What do you think?
HIM: How much re-touching does your package include?
Sigh.
And yes, I really wrote “essence.” :(
Apr 30
2012
Halo keeps it classy. (Taken with instagram)
Apr 27
2012
It’s that kind of night. (Taken with instagram)
Apr 25
2012
I found Halo like this today.
Right now she is thinking ________________.
Apr 23
2012
My Top Five Favorite Tweets of ALL TIME
If my Twitter experience was just about me, I wouldn’t follow anyone. But I choose to follow people whom I admire that make me laugh more than anyone in any other medium.
I thought instead of hoarding these little nuggets in my brain, I would share the tweets I consider to be the funniest of all time. And they ARE in order. I also suggest you follow all of these people because they are awesome. Drumroll, please…
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And my absolute favorite tweet of ALL time happened during Charlie Sheen’s meltdown last year:
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Hope you enjoyed as much as I did!
Apr 22
2012
This is AMAZING, courtesy of @smethanie
I’m the kid who grew up and did all the things she said she would. I present: Super Mario room. Surprising the kids with it today.
via smethanie
Apr 20
2012
This is the general view I’ve had for the last week. (Taken with instagram)
