Jun 19
2013
My mother-in-law wrote the ‘dis’-honest on my tea because apparently the “plastic is what’s killing all of us.”
My mother-in-law wrote the ‘dis’-honest on my tea because apparently the “plastic is what’s killing all of us.”
Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me to never pay retail.
GREAT.
People only do hard drugs because they haven’t tried Candy Crush yet.
I love this.
No!!! (Horror music plays in the background) #sorethroat #fullblownsies
California Girls.
Hey all, check out this commercial parody I wrote and did with @elizabayne and @murettamoss! Reblog! Thanks!
Four eyes.