You know, just the average witch you’d expect to find in your doctor’s waiting room.

You know, just the average witch you’d expect to find in your doctor’s waiting room.

I love peonies because they’re beautiful and also because my dad keeps calling them penises.

I love peonies because they’re beautiful and also because my dad keeps calling them penises.

yes please.

yes please.

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'Bachelor' spoilers! Halo gets the final rose. 👏💘💍

'Bachelor' spoilers! Halo gets the final rose. 👏💘💍

Chances are you’re probably just 2 douchebag for me.

Chances are you’re probably just 2 douchebag for me.

This is my favorite candle on planet earth and yes I am embarrassed I have a favorite candle.

This is my favorite candle on planet earth and yes I am embarrassed I have a favorite candle.

Finally! #bookofmormon

Finally! #bookofmormon

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My orchid is now on its second bloom! I got this as a gift nearly five months ago. It has been without buds for nearly 2 months but I kept going and this is the longest I’ve kept one! I’ve had many orchids die on me before but I finally found the key to keeping them: indirect sunlight! I keep mine in my kitchen window and it has done remarkably well. I also water it once a week and put feed in once a month. If you do this I promise you will keep your orchid alive. Go buy one!

My orchid is now on its second bloom! I got this as a gift nearly five months ago. It has been without buds for nearly 2 months but I kept going and this is the longest I’ve kept one! I’ve had many orchids die on me before but I finally found the key to keeping them: indirect sunlight! I keep mine in my kitchen window and it has done remarkably well. I also water it once a week and put feed in once a month. If you do this I promise you will keep your orchid alive. Go buy one!

What have you guys done for me lately.

What have you guys done for me lately.

Mint Wrapping Paper - PART TWO

A while back, I posted a plea for help in my quest to find Mint Wrapping Paper. Luckily, you guys are awesome and led me to Spoonflower where I was able to easily purchase the color I wanted for a little home project. I realized I never shared how it turned out, so here is my little “moment” side table project in my living room:

Covering your books is a great way control the color palette in the room. Plus you can pretend you’re reading something sophisticated instead of Tori Spelling books.

You can buy any color wrapping paper from Spoonflower
Candle is Diptyque
Galvanized Side Table is Aidan Gray