Anjeanette Carter

Jun 19 2013
My mother-in-law wrote the ‘dis’-honest on my tea because apparently the “plastic is what’s killing all of us.”

My mother-in-law wrote the ‘dis’-honest on my tea because apparently the “plastic is what’s killing all of us.”

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Jun 16 2013
Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me to never pay retail.

Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me to never pay retail.

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May 29 2013
People only do hard drugs because they haven’t tried Candy Crush yet.

People only do hard drugs because they haven’t tried Candy Crush yet.

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Apr 26 2013
No!!! (Horror music plays in the background) #sorethroat #fullblownsies

No!!! (Horror music plays in the background) #sorethroat #fullblownsies

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Apr 20 2013
California Girls.

California Girls.

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Apr 17 2013

Hey all, check out this commercial parody I wrote and did with @elizabayne and @murettamoss! Reblog! Thanks!

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