I may have or may have not just eaten candy I found from Halloween. 😳

I may have or may have not just eaten candy I found from Halloween. 😳

You know, just the average witch you’d expect to find in your doctor’s waiting room.

You know, just the average witch you’d expect to find in your doctor’s waiting room.

I love peonies because they’re beautiful and also because my dad keeps calling them penises.

I love peonies because they’re beautiful and also because my dad keeps calling them penises.

yes please.

yes please.

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'Bachelor' spoilers! Halo gets the final rose. 👏💘💍

'Bachelor' spoilers! Halo gets the final rose. 👏💘💍

Chances are you’re probably just 2 douchebag for me.

Chances are you’re probably just 2 douchebag for me.

This is my favorite candle on planet earth and yes I am embarrassed I have a favorite candle.

This is my favorite candle on planet earth and yes I am embarrassed I have a favorite candle.

Finally! #bookofmormon

Finally! #bookofmormon

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My orchid is now on its second bloom! I got this as a gift nearly five months ago. It has been without buds for nearly 2 months but I kept going and this is the longest I’ve kept one! I’ve had many orchids die on me before but I finally found the key to keeping them: indirect sunlight! I keep mine in my kitchen window and it has done remarkably well. I also water it once a week and put feed in once a month. If you do this I promise you will keep your orchid alive. Go buy one!

My orchid is now on its second bloom! I got this as a gift nearly five months ago. It has been without buds for nearly 2 months but I kept going and this is the longest I’ve kept one! I’ve had many orchids die on me before but I finally found the key to keeping them: indirect sunlight! I keep mine in my kitchen window and it has done remarkably well. I also water it once a week and put feed in once a month. If you do this I promise you will keep your orchid alive. Go buy one!

What have you guys done for me lately.

What have you guys done for me lately.